三歪歪的姐姐 - 2006-6-23 18:37:00
1、没关系
出租车开得很快，突然猛地被路面的大坑颠了一下。
司机骂道：“黑灯瞎火的，也不说立个标志！这帮施工的！”随即抱歉地问乘客：“没碰坏哪吧？实在对不起！”
“没事，没事。”乘客从地上捡起脑袋扣回到脖子上。
2、我帮你
“妈呀，咋这么高！”娇小的KFC女店员爬到梯子顶端，还是够不到雨搭下的弯钩。寒风飞雪中的晚上11点半，客人店员都散了。
“我帮你挂。”有人温和在耳边说，轻巧地取过灯笼挂上弯钩。
“谢……”店员话没出口，一个三米多高的大影子已消失在雪雾中。
3、保鲜样品
保鲜技术专家召开展示会，转台上一位美女手捧果盘款款凝立，面红齿白，吹弹可破。
众人不解：“保存半年的水果值得这样宣扬？”
专家：“看到美女么？我老婆，死五年了。
一肚子的疑问 - 2006-6-24 12:04:00
精辟，占个沙发顶帖。
芊芊2266 - 2006-6-24 12:31:00
好像幽默故事哦
独坐幽兰 - 2006-6-24 13:22:00
马甲
栀子树花 - 2006-6-25 17:09:00
呵呵
春天的梦 - 2006-6-25 17:44:00
顶
猪头我爱你 - 2006-6-25 22:50:00
呵呵``
迷恋罗布泊 - 2006-7-11 18:04:00
有意思
roadmax - 2006-7-16 15:31:00
呵呵
自由的航 - 2007-7-12 16:57:00
顶啦~~~
akibill - 2007-8-2 10:48:00
好玩
幽冥怪谈 - 2007-8-31 13:37:00
好功力
云淡风轻HH - 2007-9-1 12:32:00
不错.
别指望来生 - 2007-11-15 15:51:00
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骑着猪去埃及 - 2007-12-2 14:08:00
3、保鲜样品
保鲜技术专家召开展示会，转台上一位美女手捧果盘款款凝立，面红齿白，吹弹可破。
众人不解：“保存半年的水果值得这样宣扬？”
专家：“看到美女么？我老婆，死五年了。
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